uhura + carol → mirrorverseKilling people is easy. Making them suffer is an art.#they stage a mutiny and take control of the enterprise #with uhura as the captain and carol as her first officer #after that they quickly make a name for themselves #uhura can learn your language and use it against you in the drop of a hat #she can manipulate the shit out of you and get what she wants before you even realize what’s going on #in a world that’s so hellbent on using weapons and physical violence they underestimate how powerful language can be #on the other hand #carol is a heavy weaponry specialist #her favorite’s torpedoes though #she knows them in and out #better than the back of her hand #when there’s any talk of torpedoes in the galaxy everyone instantly thinks carol marcus #and they both know that without power in this world you’re basically nothing #so they fight tooth and claw for it #and realize how much they enjoy using abusing and discarding anyone who stands in their way (via captainsulus)
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Disney princess in training.
i think i just got engaged to amazon
Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)
They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.
lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street
this is the franchise making fun of itself
I would watch every one of these
in case people have never seen this piece of quality advertising
here we have the new zealand accent in it’s natural habitat
eating some ghost chups, bru
This is very important to New Zealanders.
Please watch it.
oh my god
was that english
I FOUND IT
HELLO YES THIS IS THE GHOST CHIPS AD THAT SHAPED OUR NATION
please every foreign follower i have, watch this, it will open your eyes to our exotic country
I made this so I can put it up on my wall. You fellow writers are welcome to do the same.
LOOK AT HIS DISAPPROVING FACE. WRITE. NOW.
THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY
That’s prob about 12 hours
extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.
to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait
I know at least two people who’ll undoubtedly try to marathon the extended editions of these films.
YES. I MUST DO THIS.
BRING ON THE CAFFEINE.
out. for. a. walk. ….bitch is still my fav
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
she did it better