uhura + carol → mirrorverse

Killing people is easy. Making them suffer is an art.
#they stage a mutiny and take control of the enterprise #with uhura as the captain and carol as her first officer #after that they quickly make a name for themselves #uhura can learn your language and use it against you in the drop of a hat #she can manipulate the shit out of you and get what she wants before you even realize what’s going on #in a world that’s so hellbent on using weapons and physical violence they underestimate how powerful language can be #on the other hand #carol is a heavy weaponry specialist #her favorite’s torpedoes though #she knows them in and out #better than the back of her hand #when there’s any talk of torpedoes in the galaxy everyone instantly thinks carol marcus #and they both know that without power in this world you’re basically nothing #so they fight tooth and claw for it #and realize how much they enjoy using abusing and discarding anyone who stands in their way (via captainsulus)

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Not catching that glaring typo until much later

itsonlythefirstdraft:

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Starting revisions on an old manuscript

itsonlythefirstdraft:

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the-last-teabender:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Disney princess in training.

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magnojuice:

i think i just got engaged to amazon

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grofjardanhazy:

Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

gif: grofjardanhazy, original video via Best Reviews

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awwww-cute:

They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

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for-redheads:

The Red Queen ~ Asima Sefic by Maja Topcagic

theprisonerrofazkaban:

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

I would watch every one of these

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tricksterity:

autistickanaya:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kimjongthriller:

bendydicks:

nothing-you-lose:

in case people have never seen this piece of quality advertising

here we have the new zealand accent in it’s natural habitat

eating some ghost chups, bru

This is very important to New Zealanders.
Please watch it.

oh my god

ahahkjahfha

was that english

I FOUND IT

HELLO YES THIS IS THE GHOST CHIPS AD THAT SHAPED OUR NATION

please every foreign follower i have, watch this, it will open your eyes to our exotic country

junkydory:

I made this so I can put it up on my wall. You fellow writers are welcome to do the same.

LOOK AT HIS DISAPPROVING FACE. WRITE. NOW.

Re-caption the meme here.

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disneybombshell:

berserkerjerk:

arineat:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

I know at least two people who’ll undoubtedly try to marathon the extended editions of these films.

YES. I MUST DO THIS.

BRING ON THE CAFFEINE.

methinks yes

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thescienceofjohnlock:

out. for. a. walk. ….bitch is still my fav

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who-started-this-fuckery:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

she did it better

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so cute ~

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